Tuesday, January 20, 2009

The final defeat of You-Know-Who

After years of conflict and battles. Finally, Harry Potter defeated You-Know-Who once and for all.

Monday, January 19, 2009

How could this happen

Mitsy ran into her house after a surpise visit to her daughter and sunk into her chair in tears. One hour later she still didn't understand everything she had seen.

Her little girl. How had her little girl grown into such a monster? How could Dana treat another person that way. The whips. The chains. It was inhumane.

She couldn't figure out where she went wrong. Was it the school? To many video games? A toy growing up? Hmmm, Mistress Bella always was Dana's favorite doll. She took her everywhere. Mitsy should have seen the clues. The black nail polish. The collection of manacles. Putting the dog collar on that neighbor boy.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Ra Ra RA

The Oilers were really scraping the bottom of the barrel when they hired Debbie as a reserve cheerleader. When Kimmy fell off the top of the pyramid and Debbie was called in as a replacement the other girls were shaking. Although it could have just been tremors from Debbie's monster thighs.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Sorry Mr.Disney

On our left we have a vintage 1938
Snow White doll.

On our right we have that. Does anyone like Rosie, gay or straight?

Sunday, January 11, 2009


Jill and Brian were in hysterics. They'd done everything the books had said throughout the whole pregnancy; no alcohol, no drugs, no more then one can of tuna a week, no raw fish, no soft cheese. They were positive all the organic food and yoga would gift them with the perfect little boy or girl.

When Aran was born it was as if all the air was sucked out of the room. Now here they were 5 months later, sitting in yet another specialists office, waiting for the latest round of tests.

How could they have known that Jill using the microwave as a seat would do this!